“Frailty, (vanity) thy name is woman”

For almost a month now I've been wearing these wonderful multi focusing contact lenses. Instead of taking my glasses off to read the fine print or putting them on to read the fine print, when I'm wearing my other contact lenses, these new lenses are able to somehow grab my eyes and force then to focus both on near objects and objects in the distance. I've become so use to their multi focusing abilities I couldn't not order a three months supply. Who cares if they are almost twice the price of my regular contact lenses. I know my better than nothing extended healthcare plan will only pay a fraction of the cost. But you know sometimes you gotta splurge.